!! Hansa Zaroori Hai

 

Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl: Kya main apko janti hu.
Boy: Jaldi de de behen Samosa khake aaya hu.
mirchi lagi hai
drame baad mein kar liyo.

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Boy: I love you i can’t live without u.. Mar jaunga,Mit jaunga,tere pyar me fanah ho jaunga.. 😦

Girl : Hmm.. Dekh le jaise b tujhe thik lage.

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Boy (kamina) ne 1 ladki ko call ki..

Boy – Hello Jan I love U..

Ladki – Sachi..

Boy – Really..

Ladki (maha kamini) – Jaanu 100 ka recharge karwo do plz…

Boy – Sorry behen wrong number..

 

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Teacher-
Batao ‘Ganga’ kaha se nikalti h & kaha ja k Milti h?

Santa-
Sir Ganga School K Bahane Ghar se Nikal kar Mandir k Piche Kalu Se Milti Hai

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A nursry boy proposes a girl:
Boy-I LOVE U
Girl replies-Ek thappad marugi khichke
Boy rplies-MUKKA NAI KHAYEGI JAISE PHIR!
Badi aayi thappad marne wali..

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Ravan ne Shri Ram Ji se mafi mangne ka faisla kiya aur Ayodhya aa gaya.

Mehal ka darvaja knock kiya.

Ram Ji ne door khola.

Ravan soch raha tha…

Guess What ?
?
?
?
?
Kis Mooh Se Maafi Maangu?

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Grl- ♥ mere piche apni Zindgi Barbad mt kr ♥
Boy- ♥ Q? ♥
Grl- ♥ is Raste pe Patthr or Kanto k Alwa kuch nhi ♥

Boy- ♥ Are Pagli……… ♥ mere Pas WOODLAND k Shoes He na bs tu pat ja naa…….!! ♥

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