Who is going to give you the Lecture?

The patrol police stopped a man driving a car erratically, around 3 AM and asked where he was going at this late hour.

The man replies, “I am going to attend a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body and social relations”.

The officer then asks, “Really? Who on earth is giving such a lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies simply, “My wife.”


“Goldn words! Funny

“Goldn words!
Agr k0i apko bahir nikal kr drwaza bnd kr leta hai to yad rkho
“”Kundi do0no taraf h0ti hai….””
tusi baarun laa k nass jao 😛 😀 B-) ”

(04.06.2012. 02:51)

just for laughs

Every Wife is a “Mistress” for her Husband.
“Miss” for one hour & “Stress” for the rest 23 hours!

There are 2 times when a Man doesn’t understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and After Marriage.

My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.
He Thought He Was God, and I Didn’t.
Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife’s Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target…
From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing…
Husband: “MISSING YOU”…
Most Wives Give Their Husbands Sound Advice.
“99% Sound, 1% Advice!

Difference Between Complete & Finish…
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH.
But there is… When you marry the right one,
you are COMPLETE….
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED…..
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,