Joke – Husband and wife conversation through sms

Husband and wife conversation through sms

Husband (in office): “Hello Dear, what are you doing?”

Wife (at home): “I am dying…!”

Husband jumps with happiness but types: “Oh no! My darling, how can I live without you?”

Wife: “You idiot! I am dying my hair”

Husband: “Damn English Language”

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Who is going to give you the Lecture?

The patrol police stopped a man driving a car erratically, around 3 AM and asked where he was going at this late hour.

The man replies, “I am going to attend a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body and social relations”.

The officer then asks, “Really? Who on earth is giving such a lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies simply, “My wife.”