just for laughs

Every Wife is a “Mistress” for her Husband.
“Miss” for one hour & “Stress” for the rest 23 hours!

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There are 2 times when a Man doesn’t understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and After Marriage.

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My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.
He Thought He Was God, and I Didn’t.
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Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife’s Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target…
From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing…
Husband: “MISSING YOU”…
 
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Most Wives Give Their Husbands Sound Advice.
“99% Sound, 1% Advice!

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Difference Between Complete & Finish…
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH.
But there is… When you marry the right one,
you are COMPLETE….
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED…..
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are … COMPLETELY FINISHED!
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!! Hansa Zaroori Hai

 

Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl: Kya main apko janti hu.
Boy: Jaldi de de behen Samosa khake aaya hu.
mirchi lagi hai
drame baad mein kar liyo.

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Boy: I love you i can’t live without u.. Mar jaunga,Mit jaunga,tere pyar me fanah ho jaunga.. 😦

Girl : Hmm.. Dekh le jaise b tujhe thik lage.

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Boy (kamina) ne 1 ladki ko call ki..

Boy – Hello Jan I love U..

Ladki – Sachi..

Boy – Really..

Ladki (maha kamini) – Jaanu 100 ka recharge karwo do plz…

Boy – Sorry behen wrong number..

 

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Teacher-
Batao ‘Ganga’ kaha se nikalti h & kaha ja k Milti h?

Santa-
Sir Ganga School K Bahane Ghar se Nikal kar Mandir k Piche Kalu Se Milti Hai

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A nursry boy proposes a girl:
Boy-I LOVE U
Girl replies-Ek thappad marugi khichke
Boy rplies-MUKKA NAI KHAYEGI JAISE PHIR!
Badi aayi thappad marne wali..

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Ravan ne Shri Ram Ji se mafi mangne ka faisla kiya aur Ayodhya aa gaya.

Mehal ka darvaja knock kiya.

Ram Ji ne door khola.

Ravan soch raha tha…

Guess What ?
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Kis Mooh Se Maafi Maangu?

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Grl- ♥ mere piche apni Zindgi Barbad mt kr ♥
Boy- ♥ Q? ♥
Grl- ♥ is Raste pe Patthr or Kanto k Alwa kuch nhi ♥

Boy- ♥ Are Pagli……… ♥ mere Pas WOODLAND k Shoes He na bs tu pat ja naa…….!! ♥

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