just for laughs

Every Wife is a “Mistress” for her Husband.
“Miss” for one hour & “Stress” for the rest 23 hours!

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There are 2 times when a Man doesn’t understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and After Marriage.

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My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.
He Thought He Was God, and I Didn’t.
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Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife’s Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target…
From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing…
Husband: “MISSING YOU”…
 
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Most Wives Give Their Husbands Sound Advice.
“99% Sound, 1% Advice!

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Difference Between Complete & Finish…
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH.
But there is… When you marry the right one,
you are COMPLETE….
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED…..
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are … COMPLETELY FINISHED!

Juma Mubarak

“ZAMZAM” Jesa Koi Pani Nahi. 

“NAMAZ” Jesi Koi Ebadat Nahi. 

“HAJJ” Jesi Koi Ziyarat Nahi. 

“ISLAM” Jesa Koi Mazhab Nahi. 

“QURAN” Jesi Koi Kitab Nahi. 

“MADINE” Jesa Koi Sheher Nahi. 

“KALME” Jesi Koi Dolat Nahi. 

“DURUD PAK”Jesa Koi Khazana Nahi. 

Aur 

“JUMMA” Jesa Koi Din Nahi. 
JUMA MUBARAK